*There are only 2 rows behind us
Anyhoo- Last night my mom and I had a wee bit of wine after dinner, and we and the kids played "The Game of Things". If you haven't played this- it is hilarious! The game gives you a sentence to respond to, you write an answer, hand it to a reader, and then the next person has to match the writer to the sentence.
The sentence we had to respond to that I have chosen to write about is:
Things you shouldn't title a children's book.
Lemme interject in my own story here- When we play, we make a rule that you can't use certain words because these words fit every answer and usually get over used. Our unusable words are- you guessed it! Penis, Poop, your face, and after last night, Richard Simmons.
Sooooo, our answers to Things you shouldn't title a children's book.
Between my Mom, Boy, Beasty, and I:
How my Mommy got off da Crack
Your Earlobes (inside joke about the show Real World)
The Case of the Crabs
Knobby the Pants Elf
Can you guess who wrote what?